THE DURRIES' TOP TEN TOBACCO TIPS:
Tip #1: Don’t be a Sloppy Sam - roll and smoke your darbs with the care and attention they deserve.
Tip #2: If you’re a man on the go - learn to roll a darren with one hand and you’ll never have to put your XXXX Gold down again.
Tip #3: A menthol is not a cigarette.
Tip #4: If a friend has durries, you have durries. And it goes both ways.
Tip #5: There are two types of people in this world - ones' that buy lighters and ones' that knick 'em.
Tip #6: The source of your light must always be from the most good looking girl in the room, regardless of if you may already have one.
Tip #7: Don’t ever tuck a dart behind your ear - you’re better than that.
Tip #8: If you ever ask someone for a cigarette and they hand you a pouch of “Manitou Organic”, avoid small talk at all costs. Just roll, light and get the fuck out of there before the hippy rant begins.
Tip #9: There’s nothing like a durry on the shithouse.
Tip #10: Be prepared to suddenly become extremely unhealthy and possibly die, but never complain about it. If it does happen to you, be a man, do it for Brian.
Re-post from Pile Rats.