Your Uncle Rocco isn’t really Uncle Rocco; he’s Fab Sfameni, a Melbourne barber born into the business. This second-generation hair-specialist has set up shop in Port Melbourne, right next to the headquarters of the Globe Skateboard Company.
Sframeni specialises in caring for the hirsute gentleman, particularly those with a serious beard. If you’re hairy, he’ll trim and shape, then send you home with fine oils for proper beard maintenance.
If you don’t want to look like Ned Kelly, Sfameni and his team can provide a haircut to get you neat and respectable again, and shave your stubble with the closest thing you’ll get to a straight razor these days.
While you’re waiting for a place in the chair, you can pop in for a bite at the Salford Lad’s Club next door or go for a skate in Uncle Rocco’s full-sized skate bowl... Did we mention Uncle Rocco’s full-sized skate bowl?
For proven techniques on how to pick up this weekend, watch the film clip for 'Tulips' below, by Tigerilla featuring Gill Bates. Also worth it because the fact is, this is one hell of a tune.